From the July 28 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Questions Ken Starr Plans to Ask Monica Lewinsky." Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.
10. "Can I try on that absolutely darling little beret?"
9. "Is it all right if my son Ringo asks a few questions?"
8. "In a past life, did you sleep with President Kennedy?"
7. "Was your security clearance at level 36C -- uh, I mean, level
C?"
6. "Is that hair gel?"
5. "Could you have a talk with my intern?"
4. "In the course of your encounters, did the President ever yell,
'Yee Hah!'?"
3. "Are you mad at me for ruining your entire adult life?"
2. "Is it true he asked you if you would like to 'go down in
history'?"
1. "Did you inhale?"
And from the cbs.com Web page, my favorites of the Top Ten
Extras, "the extra jokes that didn't quite make it into the Top
Ten" as aired on the show:
-- "So what other world leaders have you nailed?"
-- "If they were alive, who would you rather nail: Calvin Coolidge
or Martin Van Buren?"
-- "Would you describe his thighs as 'pasty-white' or 'fish-belly
white'?"
-- "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth as long as it helps nail Clinton's ass?"
-- "Could your hair be any bigger?"
-- "Someday a woman will be President. Will that change your
lifestyle choice?"
-- "At any time, did the President have improper relations with
your beret?"
-- "Could you demonstrate exactly what you did to the President?"
-- "Are you familiar with the expression, 'You haven't done it
until you've done it with a Special Prosecutor'?"
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