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Politics : Should God be replaced?

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To: exdaytrader76 who wrote (17871)6/15/2004 1:32:12 AM
From: Solon   of 28931
 
Make sure that after you land and there is no food for millions of creatures, that the very first thing you do is sacrifice everything but the Shrimp to please sensitive little God...CHUCKLE BIG TIME.

20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.""

21 "And the LORD smelled a sweet savor and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done."

How could any Supreme Being resist such a smell as Noah at the barbeque? You've never lived until you've had every single type of animal except shrimp burning at once {before they all run off}. God HATES shrimp...as you know by now. The most I have ever eaten at a sitting is 100. Fortunately...the two that Noah brought on the ark survived.
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