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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica?
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To: Zoltan! who wrote (17975)7/30/1998 2:23:00 PM
From: DMaA   of 20981
 
Letterman, 3 days in a row now:


From the July 29 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Things on Clinton's To Do List." Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.

10. Meet with advisors to settle on prison nickname.
9. Erase score-keeping marks from Air Force One lavatory.
8. Get hillbilly friends to ride past Kenneth Starr's house, hit
mailbox with baseball bat.
7. Call FTD -- Send "You Better Not Talk Bouquet" to Cokie
Roberts.
6. Check out Paula Jones after nose job. Hit on her?
5. Wedding gift for Barbra and what's-his-name.
4. Have Webster's Dictionary change definition of the word "lie"
so it has a more positive ring to it.
3. Executive order re-opening New York City sex shops.
2. Explore possible "I'm gay" defense.
1. Check out real estate prices in hell.


And now from the cbs.com Web site, my favorites from some of
the "extra jokes that didn't quite make it into the Top Ten."

-- Get Pentagon to plant severed head of an alien in Kenneth
Starr's bed.
-- Make sure the Gore girls still intend to keep quiet.
-- Practice saying phrase, "President Gore."
-- Make sure video testimony isn't taped over one of his "Hee Haw"
episodes.
-- Destroy photos of three-way with Monica and Gennifer.
-- Just to bug him, nail Ken Starr's wife.
-- Send First Lady on 26-month 63-country goodwill tour.
-- Blather, lie, repeat.
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