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To: Solon who wrote (17)10/12/1998 6:48:00 PM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (2) of 99
 
Dear Rat's Albatross.

Don't you get it? You are supposed to remove the albatross once you reach shore. There is no sense having the puss filled reeking thing still around your pencil neck now that the voyage is over. Or is it? Where is this internet message or yours originating from, sargasso meister? Are there huge sea turtles and 100 foot squid off your port breakfast table? If there are, and your garbage is being devoured by seagulls and large fish with triangular dorsals when you throw it out the window then you could be still at sea.* You could check the helm. If the binnacle reads "hard-a-starboard" you have been going around in circles for "a while."

I guess it cuts down one in line skaters so it ain't so bad.

If you did in fact reach New Jersey and were allowed to enter, I have a hint for you. The restaurants don't care how much you smoke as long as you don't wear no stinkin' albatross on your chest.

* or in the sewers of Nooh Yahk.

Pablo Picnoso.
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