Politicians DO NOT READ THIS! LOL
I had to post this..I laughed too hard!
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The Career Test...
An oldish couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The
parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide
about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
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They took a ten-dollar bill, /////|
a bible, and a bottle of ///// | [~]
whiskey, and put them on the ///// | |=|
front hall table, and hid, |~~~| | | .-' '-.
pretending they're not home. |===| |/| |-----|
| B |/| | | ~~~ |
.-----------------. | I | | | | ~~~ |
|$10 ~~~~~~~~~ $10| | B | | | | ~~~ |
|S o (0) o S| | L | / | |
|$10 __==^==__ $10| | E | / |-----|
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jgs '---'
The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a
Businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he
takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So, the parents waited nervously, hiding in the nearby closet. Peeping
through the keyhole they saw their son arrive.
The son saw the items they had left. As they watched he took the ten
dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it. Then,
he grabbed the bottle, opened it and took a whiff, to get assured of the
quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items. The
father slapped his forehead, and said...
"Darn... Our son is going to be a politician!" |
