Hehe... it could be worse ISSME.. you could wake up in the morning and be ROSARIO.. could you imagine having to look at that face knowing what an unhappy, miserable person you would be? Basically, one would need some sort of motivation to behave as he does. There are only three rational explanations for this type of behavior.
1) He is greedy and unethical, bowing down to the almighty dollar above all else. This type of person traditionally ends up alone at his death bed, miserable and bitter.
2) He is a pathological trouble-maker. This type of person doesn't really play the market. He just gets his jollies out of the attention. It's a sad case, but this type of person is terribly starved for love.
3) He is plain 'ol psychotic. This type of person is to be pitied and needs professional help.
So you see, none of these are pretty. If anyone can think of another scenario, feel free to add to it. Perhaps we could look at this thread as therapy for Rosario? Perhaps this is a cry for help? Poor, wounded, love-starved, hurting Rosario. Why do you think he is always saying, "Luv ya!"? He is yelling to the world, "LOVE ME! HOLD ME! I NEED I NEED I NEED!". And instead of meeting his needs, we are doing like everyone else in his life and turning him away. Oh, the humanity!
Ah, well. Fortunately, this is all in good fun. We all know how insignificant this person is to us, and to our investments. How would YOU like to be the most despised person on SI? Wow. What a claim to fame. I can see it now. "Hey honey, guess what. Everybody hates me! Hey, mom. I antagonize the crud out of people by spreading lies about them!" Yes, I can see it now. Mom would be SO proud.
Pathetic.
As for me, I'm going on vacation now. Glad Rosie isn't flying anymore or I'd have to ask to see the I.D. of the pilot. Don't need anymore psychopaths in the air!!!
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