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To: Lucretius who wrote (186690)8/8/2002 4:13:42 PM
From: Tommaso   of 436258
 
I have discovered an absolutely foolproof indicator of an impending rally. It always happens whenever I lighten up slightly, like about 10%, on my short/bear positions. If I lighten up by 30% then we get something like what followed September last year.

I just don't dare NOT be short.

I do know how to make the market really tank, though. Waiting to see who will pay me the most money to make it happen. So far the highest bid I have is $213,000, which is not nearly enough. Also, I am waiting on the credit report of the most recent bidder.

Anyone who wants to check this out or place a bid just has to do a search on eBay, using keywords "market crash." Winner must pay with a certified check NOT drawn on JPM.
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