Pick up lines
You must be a daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
If you were a new hamburger at Mc Donalds..They'd call you McGorgeous
Just call me milk cause I'll do your body good
Your body's name must be Visa, cause it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I'd like to screw your brains out....But apparently someone beat me to it.
What kind of clothes do you have on, Windex? Because i can see myself in your pants.
You may not be impressed with me right now but you notice I'm the only one talking to you.
Excuse me I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, have you seen one?
You want to play house? You be the screen door and all slam you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning we can sleep until the afternoon.
Oh exuse me I thought that was a braille name tag.
Excuse me do you want to fuck or should I appologize?
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Hi, I'm a necropheliac, so how good are you at playing dead?
You must be Jamaican, cause you're Jamaican me crazy.
So what time do I wake you up in the morning?
I brought you this rose so the rose would know what real beauty is.
If you were blue and I was yellow, my favorite color would be green.
Was you dad a theif? No. Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?
If you don't kiss me now I'm going to throw up.
Baby do you know cpr? because everytime I see you my heart stops.
You are as beautiful as the venus de milo...except for the arms.
Are those erasers in your bra or are you just happy to see me?
I didn't know angels flew so low
If I had the power to creat the perfect woman, I'd leave you just the way you are.
You know I'd tell you anything to get you here.
Did you spill your drink on me or did i wet myself?
Hi, my name is Mr Leonard, are those real?
I could poke your eye out from here.
Excuse me, I was just admiring your lung capacity.
I'm looking for a lovely successful business woman whose hobby is housework.
I'd marry you tomorrow if we could have the honeymoon tonight
Hello...the name is Mr leonard...and I'm extremly rich.
If that doesn't work I try this...hey baby I'm a missionary and I'm looking for a position. |
