OTOH....
Ralph Nader, Albert Gore and George W. Bush went to
a fitness spa for some fun (if you will believe Ralph Nader
ever has fun) and relaxation (if you believe Al Gore ever
relaxes).
After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded a wish. Be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for eternity!" (This is worse than life after DCTC.)
All three men, being presidential candidates, toy with
danger and quickly entered set upon finding the mirror.
Ralph Nader said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us
three" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of
money, which I suppose he invested in tech stocks other than CRZN.
Albert Gore stepped up and said "I think I'm the most
ambitious of us three" and he suddenly found the keys
to a brand new Lexus in his hands, which he liked
because it looked better than the VP's car.
Excited over the possibility of having his wish come
true, George W Bush looked into the mirror and said,
"I think --", and was promptly sucked into the mirror. |
