I'll Sue Ya!
I sued Taco Bell...'cause I ate half a million chalupas,
and I got fat!
I sued Panasonic...they never said I shouldn't use their microwave
to dry off my cat!
Huh, I sued Earthlink...'cause I called 'em up and they had the nerve
to put me on hold!
I sued Starbucks...'cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
and brr, it was cold!
I sued Toys 'R' Us...'cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
and nearly choked to death!
I sued Petco...'cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
and now I've got bad breath!
I sued Coca-Cola, yo...'cause I put my finger down in a bottle
and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines..'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
- I went there, and it sucked!
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
Ughh!...
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