Dear Manipulatively Unacquainted Tread Insider Who I've Never Met Cyberly or Otherwise ;) Ever.... I bought SPYG at the same time as someone else I never met for about the same price as Blue (howdy, nice to meet you) bought it because it was low and someone said it was a good idea, but mostly because the name of it looks real nice next to SLEU in my portfolio...like the shoes and a handbag matching a spring outfit dress it up so spritely. The outfit looked nice, but still needed something else.
So today I bought some INFO and now I've got The Right Hat to cap the coordination of it. But that costs money, you know! These 3 Lovely Matching Stocks could really use a boost or maybe even a prod to get them to thunder on the hoof with this latest Rally so I can please get an early tan, a new Do, and some new spring clothes...er, I mean, I think they'd look really nice together in Your Portfolio, too. Just picture yourself In SPYG, SLEU, and INFO while "The Peter Gunn Theme" by Henry Mancini swirls a foggy cablecar mood in the background... They'd really look well on you!
I've Circled The Wagons for you (a traditional investment strategy) here to make your shopping experience more enjoyable. Here's The Whole Spiffy Outfit in the Designer's Display Window...SLEU ( isleuth.com )Search Engine; SPYG (software and stuff, what a great name for it) and INFO ( companysleuth.com - Electric Library, Research Paper, Encyclopedia etc. The Infonautics Co. another great name)looking good and waiting for someone to point, smile, and then buy 'em up like Real Rich People Do When They Go To The Village... ("I'll take that display in my sizes, tailored for me as usual, put it on my bill"). Now that your Due Diligence is so much quicker; you have more time for fun in the sun and to spend all that money that these stocks will probably make you when enough people buy them all on the same day. The INFO, SLEU, and SPYG Co-ordinate!! Tell a friend!
Thanks, yer pal too,
Joana |
