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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject8/7/2001 7:58:10 AM
From: KM  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a
stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get
your tomatoes so red?" The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes
turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would
work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden,
hoping for the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the
woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn
red?" "No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"
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