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To: Barney who wrote (20071)	8/7/2001 11:34:21 AM
From: Scott Taylor	of 62554

I was sitting on the sofa last night just chillin' with my baby while watching a Golf match she had taped a few days ago. My girlfriend (I'll call her Paula cause that's her name), loves to golf. She kinda sucks but she loves it just the same. Lately we've been talking some about marriage or I should say, she's been talking about it. Me, I've been mostly listening... or at least pretending to! LOL! So after a few hours of this stimulating conversation things took a funny turn.... Paula: If I were to die would you ever marry anyone else? Me: Definitely not! Paula: Why not, I thought you liked the idea of being married? Me: I do! Paula: Then why wouldn't you get married? Me: Yeah, Okay, I probably would get married. Paula: You would? (with a very hurtfull expression) Me: (audible groan) Paula: Would you sleep with her in our bed? Me: Where else would we sleep? (getting a little annoyed) Paula: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her? Me: That seems reasonable. On the TV, Tiger Woods just made a tremendous drive right down the middle of the fairway. Paula: Would She use my golf clubs? Me; No, she's left-handed. Paula:--- silence --- Me: shit.

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