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To: pater tenebrarum who wrote (20095)9/20/2000 4:58:54 PM
From: per strandberg  Read Replies (1) of 436258
 
TRANSCRIPT OF CONVERSATION ON BOARD THE US BALLON NASALDAQUIRI,
INADVERTENTLY LEAKED BY A CELL PHONE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT ON:

All hands, all hands!
This is your captain speaking.
We have been descending since we left the USB port
but now I have received new orders at the midday briefing.
At 13 hundred hours, we are going to take her up to 3900
and hold her steady. The other main components in our fleet will also participate in this maneuvre.

This implies using a high burnrate but if it is done skillfully, nobody will detect that we are not just sailing along following the trend winds. Our ascent line must not be too steep, one hour to reach the final altitude is our goal.

We will be supported by our hot air allies on TV. They will explain our sudden movement as a Bar gain hunting drill.

Our LNG is already 90% gasified so we will not have a liquidity problem.

Stand by for a cent!
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