For the hunters.
John had a terrible, terrible toothache. He went to a dentist and was told that the tooth was so badly decayed that it would have to be pulled. John agreed and told the dentist to pull it. The dentist went to give him a pain shot and John said, "forget the pain shot. Just pull the tooth." The dentist said, "if tried to pull your tooth without pain medication the pain would be so unbearable." John said, "look... I've experienced pain TWICE in my life that was so bad... that pulling my tooth without pain medication would mean nothing, absolutely nothing." The dentist being taken back a few steps by this said, "Can I ask how you experienced such terrible pain twice?" John replied, "the first time I was hunting and had to take a shit out in the woods. As I squatted down next to a tree to shit, don't you know I shit right on top of a spring claw trap. That dam trap went off and clamped onto my dangling balls. The pain was horrific." The dentist was twisting in agony said, "Oh my god, how terrible, how painful." The dentist said, "But that was the first time you experienced such terrible pain. You said you experienced such terrible pain TWICE in your life. When was the second time?" John replied, "WHEN THE CHAIN RAN OUT!" |
