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To: NickSE who wrote (20538)	12/19/2003 5:29:29 PM
From: LindyBill	Read Replies (1) of 793877

Clark Would Have Caught bin Laden, Dumped Laura Bush By Scott Ott Wesley Clark, the Democrat presidential candidate, said yesterday that if he were president he would have captured Usama bin Laden by now and jilted First Lady Laura Bush. "I would have gotten him," said Mr. Clark of Mr. bin Laden. "And I would have divorced Laura. I just don't find the woman attractive." A spokesman for the Clark campaign said, "The former general's rich fantasy life and spirituality contribute to his geopolitical acumen." Mr. Clark also noted that if he were Franklin D. Roosevelt, he would have captured Hitler, Hirohito and Mussolini in early 1941. If you enjoyed this satire by Scott Ott, you can read more of his work at Scrappleface

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