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To: Phantom Dialer who wrote (2042)	4/25/1999 1:16:00 AM
From: Phantom Dialer	of 3086

Barrie, As CEO of Confusion Trading, I have a great idea that we could turn into a momumental press release....I was totally wrong in what I said earlier tonight...why should Robert have to give up "the good life" to make Bruce rich right? ..Here's the novel approach and I don't think anyone in the States has ever employed this tactic... I may take a patent out on the idea.. Why doesn't JAWZ take up an OPEN COLLECTION from the shareholders to raise the $50,000 that we need to pay Bruce to test the algorithm with... For people (like me) that dont want to pay directly out of their pocket we could do something like set up a program to sell Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (my personal favorites), M&Ms (w/ or w/o peanuts) and Kit Kats. When I was little I was a better candy salesman than a fisherman and I always sold enough candy to get the stuffed bear prize or the Yankees pennant. We could expand this to higher margin products like Pizzas and Hoagies...heck, we could get Robert to buy a couple hoagies. Oh, here's a great idea...we could have a CAR WASH in the summer time...we could set up the pricing too ( I wouldnt suggest washing any of those FLNK employees cars...they're just little troublemakers arent they?) In the summer we can all start mowing lawns too. I got dibs on CMorris' lawn. And if we haven't raised enough money by selling candies and food, in the winter we could shovel all the snow in Canada...heck let's all get out there right now...!!!! I am so excited! Furthermore, we could apply this to alternative financing and get out of that TK mess. We may never have to issue another share again! Long Live Barrie!!! You guys will become folk heros at campfires everywhere! This is grassroots personified! A great idea. This is awesome! All our problems are solved. I'll write up the best press release yet Barrie, and this one will be free and no charge! Phantom Should I get started on the aluminum can drive plan too? Some states here give as much as 5 cents a can...All we would need are 1,000,000 cans...thats less than the number of shares you guys just issued in the past 3 months...we can do this barrie and make it work! We could post on all the message boards to stop recycling and we could go pick up the cans curbside. Yeeee Haw! I mean, you guy probably drink at least 20 cans of soda at the office a day right? At that rate it would take 192 years to get the $50,000 but thats why I think if we can get all the shareholders to pitch in we could do this in no time... What a great Stunt!

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