Yes, I agree completely, and let me tell you, I for one am not happy about it.
Look at the headlines from yesterday's paper if you don't believe me:
"STILL NO ACTUAL PROOF OF THE LIES WE PUBLSIHED YESTERDAY...Bush Team Backed Into Corner Like the Rabid Dogs They Are; PITA Refuses To Come To The Aid of Them"
I for a fact know that someone told me about the twist-tie factory that they own. BBL Twisty-Tie (c) or something, I forget. I saw one of the twist-ties on some foreign food at the market last week so I know it's real.
The one that you probably don't know about, because I hear it is TOP SECRET, is the film production company.
That's right, you heard me right. Have A Crystal Films LLP I think, based in the Bahamas or some island down there I think like San Marcos or San Miguel or San something or other I don't know. Not American, I know that. You know that they are abusing the labor force and making them slaves, I don't need to even tell you that. My personal opinion is that they called it Have A Crystal to throw people off the scent so nobody would find out about it. I bet they have the money hidden in a secret bank account.
I only found out about it because they made a commercial for Paxil being the drug of choice for first-graders and some Nazi in the Defense Department of the Attorney General put the kie-bosh on it and a friend of a friend of mine who shall remain nameless talked to somebody in Alan Dershowitz's class at Harvard who saw it all with his own eyes and took secret spy cam pictures. I'm not making this up. Professor Dershowitz wants to get rid of the government influence in the film company and turn it into an independent cross-species porn site and pay those workers minimum wage, and I say "Right On, Professor Dershowitz!"
It's a barrel full of monkeys in a handbasket, that's what I say, and I know who started it and who is behind the whole thing, it is them that did not send my my check this week so don't even go there because I will lose my temper and do something I might regret (not really). It's very scary, I know that. I say stay inside, filter ALL water, keep away from MSG and let somebody else snort the first line so you don't get Antharx or whatever it is from the twist-tie or something.
It's not our fault. We are the innocent victims of this conspiracy to go Hitler and kill all the cedar trees and hummingbirds and butterflies and rainbows and turn the planet into a giant cesspool with mutant fish and no green things and a greasy haze on everything where the government robots roll their giant tank treads over the skulls of the dead workers eaten by rats just like the beginning of Terminator II.
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