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To: Les H who wrote (211078)12/24/2002 1:20:20 PM
From: Les H   of 436258
 
U.S. Gives U.N. Team Much-Needed 'Intelligence'
(2002-12-22) -- The United States has agreed to provide United Nations weapons inspectors the one thing they seem to lack most--intelligence.

"These boys are none too smart," said U.S. President Bush, "So we're gonna help them out."

Below is a list of "intelligence helpers" the Bush administration has provided to the U.N. inspectors:

1. You won't find anything where it used to be in 1994.

2. Any door that an Iraqi opens for you leads to a room with nothing in it.

3. As long as you're breathing, you're not near any weapons sites.

4. Anyone you're allowed to interview doesn't know anything.

5. Sarin, VX, Anthrax and Plutonium are not stored in containers labeled "Sarin", "VX", "Anthrax" or "Plutonium."

6. Any "scientist" you take out of the country to interview will need asylum, and won't need to make any international phone calls...nobody's home.

7. Get a clue!
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