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Pastimes : Where the GIT's are going

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To: Carolyn who wrote (21371)6/26/2001 10:18:30 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) of 225578
 
I guess it's one of those put away things and forget it..

You know what I heard today???/ Some kid in Penn. was kicked out of school for wearing a Jeff Foxworthy T- shirt.."You might be a red neck if"

The principal say it was racists or something stupid...

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You might be a Redneck IF...

You use your fishing license as a form of identification.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You go to family reunions to meet girls.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Or your momma knows what "IYAAYAS" means

You were shooting pool when your kids were born.

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a coat and grabbing a flashlight.

You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.

The directions to your house includes the phrase "turn off the paved road".

Your dog and wallet are both on a chain.

Your dad walks you to school because you're both in the same grade.

You mow the lawn and you find a car

You divorce, remarry and DO NOT have to change your surname
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