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To: Kevin Walsh who wrote (21936)9/5/1997 12:03:00 PM
From: Kevin Walsh   of 58727
 
Happy Friday! Am busy at work - will respond later. Here's today's funny:

Hey boys, short but sweet. For those of you who are married, I know that
none of the below information is true. :-)
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>
>Yesterday Scientists in The USA revealed that beer contains small traces
>of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 15 cans of
>beer and observed that 100% of them started talking constantly and
>couldn't drive.
>
>I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>
>It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
>seems longer.
>
>Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
>
>Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
>Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light
>on.
>
>How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened
>by the time she brings it to the couch.
>
>I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt
>her.
>
>A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
>
>If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you
>go to lunch or to a movie?
>
>A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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