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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Barney who wrote (2234)6/8/1999 4:30:00 PM
From: Denise McQuillen   of 2733
 
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the
noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck
behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half- owner
of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't
work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
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