From the "LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE - Tell us a joke" thread
Message 23975611
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Difference between left and right
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop. There is
a thank-you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill, the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop
is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank-you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to
pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The
Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank-you
card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your
Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat
is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a
dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between left and right. |
