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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: Ian@SI who wrote (2295)7/2/1999 5:00:00 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
What's the difference between a limo and a sorority girl?
Not everyone's been in a limo.

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Introduces herself.

What's the second?
Walks home.

Why does a sorority girl wear big hoop earrings?
It's a place to put her ankles.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
3, one to hold up the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

What's a sorority girl's mating call?
"I'm sooo drunk"

What's an ugly sorority girl's mating call?
"I SAID I'M DRUNK!!!"
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