They were good ones Susie.
Here's a another blonde joke for you. Just what you needed!
Katt
> > Alligator Shoes
> >
> > A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
> > Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in
> > the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high
> > prices the local vendors were asking.
> >
> > After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle"
> > attitude of one the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
> > "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can
> > get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
> >
> > The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe
> > you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined,
> > the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on
> > catching herself an alligator.
> >
> > Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he
> > spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
> > shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
> > swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
> > creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to
> > the swamp bank.
> >
> > Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
> > The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the
> > blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts
> > out,
> > "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
> > |
