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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (23246)4/8/2002 11:54:18 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis   of 62554
 
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road.
The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
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Several cannibals were recently hired at IBM.

"You're all part of our team now," said the HR rep
during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual
benefits and you can eat in the cafeteria, but please
don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised to be on their best behavior.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You are all
working very hard and I'm satisfied with you. However,
the janitor has disappeared. Do any of you know what
happened to him?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to
the others, "Okay, which one of you ate the janitor?"

A hand raised hesitantly.

The leader of the cannibals continued, "You idiot! For
four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one
noticed. . .then you had to go and eat the janitor!"
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