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> >>A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
>>>while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
>>>The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs
>>>some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table,
>>>grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
>>>
>>>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
>>>just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off
>>>my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
>>>
>>>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
>>>everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and
>>>stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
>>>
>>>Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with
>>>him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the
>>>bar again.
>>>
>>>While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on
>>>the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
>>>The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did
>>>now?" "Now what?" asks the patron.
>>>
>>>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out
>>>and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
>>>
>>>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
>>>everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he
>>>measures everything first!"
>>> |
