An elderly Jewish woman, Sarah, was really feeling blue one day while thinking of her late husband, Sammy, who had died a couple of years earlier.
Sarah's daughter suggested that Sarah go to the local medium who promised she could reach out across the ethers to contact the dearly departed. After many discussions about the subject, Sarah finally decided to give it a try.
Inside the seance parlor, the lights were dim, music was playing softly, and Sarah was fidgeting while the medium called for Sammy to speak. Finally, a voice comes out of the dark, "Sarah! Is that you?"
"Yes! Sammy, is that you? How are you?"
Sammy says, "Sarah, I'm fine. It's wonderful here!"
Sarah asks, "What do you do?"
Sammy responds, "Well, I get up in the morning and eat, and eat, and eat! Then I take a nap. In the afternoon, it's wonderful: I just F**K, and F**K, and F**K the whole time!"
Sarah is shocked! "Sammy!! I.. I... I guess that's wonderful. But Sammy, tell me, are you in Heaven?"
Sammy responds, "Hell no! I'm a bull in Montana!" |
