I just received this one fresh from my buddy Bob:
Robin Williams' perfect plan....(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys.' We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle
East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. They're
illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special
permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change
it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never
be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in
the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope
for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building would make a good homeless
shelter or a lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans"
any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a huge baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'
If you agree with the above forward it to
friend..........
If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!!
So, how do you like this one? Bob almost turned liberal in his humanity. Quite embarrassing IMO.
Taro |
