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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (24383)	8/13/2002 3:22:31 PM
From: sandintoes	of 62558

A duck waddles into a bar and asks the barman ..."got any bread?" the barman looks at the duck and laughs "No way sport, this is a bar" The duck quickly responds: ..."got any bread?" the barman looks at the duck( like the duck is a bit of a goose) and says; "I said this is a bar!" The duck looks around and says: ..."got any bread?" The barman now has a case of the screaming fits and says: "look here- this is a bar, we don't sell bread - we don't give bread away - we sell beer and mixed drinks - AND if you ask me for bread again im gonna nail your bill to the bar front" The duck swallows twice and says; ..."got any nails?" the barman spews and says; "Of course I haven't got any %$#&ing nails!!!" The duck then says; ..."got any bread?"

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