From: Jim Willie CB Thursday, Jan 16, 2003 9:32 AM
Respond to of 11857
two new REALITY shows to air this September on TV, exciting
"BackDoorette" will attempt to appeal to the many homosexual men among the viewing audience... gay male contestants will vie for the steady privilege of fudge packing with a buffed, effervescent, slim waisted young man with a tight ass... 8 men will compete for the one-week expense-paid vacation to South Beach in Miami... a special toilette bag will be given to the winner, complete with wonderful colognes, combs, and lubricants
"Snatchlorette" will attempt to appeal to the myriad throngs of high-class hookers and call girls among the viewing audience... eager middle-aged business men will vie for the privilege to live their fantasies with these hardbodies donned in red miniskirts and long lace... the producer has pledged to find working girls under the age of 35 who require minimal make-up in sunlight as prizes... 8 men will compete for the arranged five meetings in a nearby Motel6, which has donated facilities for the show... a special bagfull of leather whips, chokers, and garters will be given to the winner, complete with small bondage ropes and nipple clamps
gonna be great
cannot wait
TV is finally going mainstream
who says the world is going crazy?
/ jim |
