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Politics : Clinton TV Show

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To: ChinuSFO who started this subject5/6/2002 9:18:31 PM
From: Don Pueblo   of 31
 
I think it is a GREAT idea!

I don't think it's an Oprah or Larry King style gig, though. I think it should be an adults-only animated cartoon, but secret adults-only, so kids can watch it. In fact, they should MAKE kids watch it because there is nothing wrong with it at all.

Bill could be a Sponge Bob type character with a weenie for a nose, like Sponge Bob. He could have cartoon sex with every cartoon woman on the show. He could have sex with a giant cigar, for example, or with animated kitchen utensils or tools from the garage. Or he could just have a giant bubblegum cigar for a unit and all the cartoon girls could blow bubbles for him because he is famous in Cartoonland.

Perhaps he could have an orgy in a Snap On tool truck with lots of animated girl tools. Then he could get into trouble for lying to his wife or something and go to animated cartoon jail and have Bluto from Popeye and Spike from Tom and Jerry try to take advantage of him but he is too smart because he went to cartoon Oxford and was a cartoon Rhodes Scholar and he calls Batman on the Batphone and Batman tells Robin and Robin gets cartoon Arsenio Hall and cartoon Jerry Springer and cartoon Dan Rather and they all break him out of jail and then cartoon Monica sucks his bubblegum cigar and gets whipped cream all over her frock but then she gets depressed because Elmer Fudd interviews her on the Cartoon Channel and keeps asking her to show him how she did the bwoe job and she starts to cry because she is so fragile and then she eats a donut factory and blows up like that fat guy in the restaurant sketch on Monty Python and then cartoon Howard Stern and cartoon Jenna Jameson rescue him from the flying donut parts and take him to the alley and tear him up into little pieces and then there is a commercial for Viagra and Paxil and Claritin and then he gets beaten up by some Canadian professional hockey players and then the Banana Splits and Shaggy and Scooby and Freddy trick him by using Betty Boop as a lure and they trap him and pour all kinds of ice cream toppings all over him and then cartoon Jenna Jameson eats him and then there is another commercial and that's the end of Episode One.
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