A little girl asked her Mom,
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked
Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed
the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that
should take care of that problem.
You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with
no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
"Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway around
the block, so another dog is pushing her home |
