And now for something completely different (from the black humor department):
Green Bay, WI -- (Sept 23) -- There's a growing movement among reincarnate
wannabes to not just be thrown, willy-nilly, into whatever latest, greatest cosmos
was just generated yesterday by this week's Sudden Infinitesimal Disparity In
Symmetric Nothingness Of-The-Month.
"First," said a spokesman for the Union of Concerned Souls Standing In Line
Waiting To Be Reincarnated, "we want 'One Man, One Cosmos,' where every
soul gets its own <bleeping> universe, instead of being packed in like sardines with
hundreds of other messed-up souls in a single crappy universe where the
highest achievement of all information matter and life is just to re-affirm, again
and again, how <bleeping> well sex sells."
According to the spokesman, in the new 'One Man, One Cosmos' cosmos, the history of the world will simply be whatever fills in the blanks,
homeostatically, between you and eternal 2-dimensional nothing.
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