Return of Little Johnny
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for
her students to learn to identify different names for the
various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several
different meats and labeled them. As each student took a
bite they were asked to identify the animal.
Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and
correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite
of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming
from a pig.
The last meat was labelled venison. The children chewed
and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the
teacher attempted to give them a hint, "What does your
mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work
at night?" she asked. All of a sudden little Johnny jumped
up from the back of the classroom and yelled, "Quick! Spit it
out! It's Asshole!"
The New Teacher
Here goes Johnny being smart in class again...
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid,
stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
"Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am," he says, but I
hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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