Alex, I have seduced myself (there's a technical term for that, I'm sure) into another, just one, post...
Re your Pen: An oldie about one drunk trying to get another drunk to put an egg in his beer. There is reason one, and two, and three is whispered, "It'll put lead in your pencil."
Drunk two responds to reason one and to reason two - and whispers, "I got nobody to write to," to reason three.
Re: The glory days. Somehow, I remember these as having thrived on Rambi. A month or two, there was so much there that I dared not enter. I have, I honestly believe, never trod on that thread - in acknowledgment of my own limitations, and in respect for penni.
Re: Itchyology. Grand. Gross. And still indicative of a possible vulnerability to the excesses of penism.
Go with God, george |