I'm pleased to see the continued efforts of our FDD -- "Financial Diversification Department".
We at FBN are forever on the lookout for new opportunities that can help ensure our investors' financial assets are diversified to the greatest extent possible.
I have been out of the loop for a while, so I hadn't read the details on this latest shareholder opportunity. It sounds like a well designed plan to diversify our investors' assets, thus increasing the overall return. For the investors, of course.
I don't quite understand how the "First Bank of Niger, IA" fits into the overall game plan. Where is Niger, anyway? Iowa isn't that big of a state, so it should be easy to find Niger on a map. But, I can't seem to find it.
No worries, though. Our investment analysts have undoubtedly researched all aspects of this opportunity, and they have determined the most efficient process to provide yet another avenue for us to diversity our beloved investors financial assets.
As our investors have learned from prior dealings with us, they can rely on us to keep all records of these transactions "secret forever". In fact, we will deny knowledge of any such transactions in order to protect the privacy of our investors.
By the way, I thought the name "FBNFOREX" was a clever play on our corporate name (FBN, of course), and "4X":
4X refers to a genre of strategy game, usually a computer game, with four primary goals: eXplore, eXpand, eXploit and eXterminate. A 4x game can be turn-based or real-time.
en.wikipedia.org /wiki/4X (remove the space before /wiki)
The Marketing Department has dreamed up several versions of catchy phrases for 3 of the "four primary goals". They still haven't come up with a viable tag line for "eXterminate", though. Any ideas?
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