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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Kid Rock who wrote (260)4/28/1998 1:24:00 PM
From: EL KABONG!!!   of 2733
 
Thomas,

(Aside: Are you related to Homer? Like you've never been asked before.)

Here's a grocery related joke.

One day the deli clerk comes home from work early. His wife is real surprised to see him.

Wife: "What are you doing home so early?"

Clerk: "I got fired."

Wife: "You idiot! What'd you do this time?"

Clerk: "Well, you know how'd I'd been warned to be careful around the pickle slicer? This morning they caught me exploring with my fingers. They fired me on the spot."

Wife: "Did you ruin the pickle slicer?"

Clerk: "Nah. But they fired her too!"

KJC
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