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To: average joe who wrote (26920)6/8/2012 12:01:37 PM
From: Solon2 Recommendations   of 69300
 
"Each Bible Fear Factor contestant will have 8 hours to collect two hundred foreskins with nothing more than a toenail clipper, a roll of paper towels, a Mason Jar, and 3 bus tokens. Since participants know the nature of this challenge long before the competition begins, they will have plenty of time to track down enough unsaved people with uncircumcised penises within a 100 mile radius of Des Moines (the keen contestant will be on the lookout for perfectly groomed flower beds, knowing that a Mexican gardener can't be too far away!). The three Christians who come back with the most foreskins in their Mason Jars, will advance to the next round. Because each foreskin will be measured to validate the accuracy of a Biblical circumcision, it is recommended that each penis be cut according to the following Baptist (Bible) standard, to avoid any discrepancies." (Please Note: any female participating in this particular Biblical Challenge will be stoned as a harlot during May sweeps.)

Too funny! Love that Church!
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