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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command
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To: bentway who wrote (2738)8/25/2004 11:33:49 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Read Replies (1) of 27181
 
VIRUS ALERT! Microsoft just released an URGENT message re: a new virus.

It has been named the dncjohnkerryforpresidentvirus and is extremely virulent.

Thanks to Jake Straw for bringing this to our attention.


If it gets into your machine, it makes the floppy drive reverse itself every second or so. This contamination converts the floppy drive into a flipfloppy drive which can cause untold problems when you are trying to come to a conclusion.

Suggested antidote: Make sure that your Norton antivirus is programmed to automatically elimate all correspondence with the words johnkerryforpresident anywhere in the contents. This will insure tht you are innoculated from this dreadful virus. Although the dncjohnkerryforpresidentvirus attacks all computers regardless of location, it seems particularly aimed at computers located in the Bible Belt and the Midwestern states. Most of the computers on the East and West coasts appear to be already infected. The computer owners in the Northeast and those Western states bordering the Pacific Ocean are, unfortunately out of luck since their machines have been exposed so long to the virus that they are now beyond repair. Owners of computers in these areas must simply abandon their machines and sue the Democratic National Committee for replacement funds.
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