Talking about all kinds of wonder elixirs, here is another german invention, which may import and recommend in limited doses. Heard they put David Irving on it already in his Vienna slammer.
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Big Pharma Pushes "Miracle Cure" For Holocaust Denial Syndrome (HDS)
By Michael James in Frankfurt, Germany
2-20-6
FRANKFURT, Germany — Governments, police services and prison
authorities around the world are reportedly "overjoyed" by the launch of
a new prescription drug that cures people who are suffering doubts about
the veracity of the so-called Jewish Holocaust.
Shares in Israel-based Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals Incorporated rocketed
to 89 US dollars following the long-awaited announcement of a miracle
cure for Holocaust Denial Syndrome (HDS).
Soon to be marketed and sold under the name Holozac, the drug works by
rapidly closing down the brain's centre of intellectual inquiry. It also
blocks the re-uptake of politically incorrect neurotransmitters involved
in critical thought processes, making it more difficult to distinguish
between truth and lies.
"We're simply overwhelmed by the response of the governments we control
in the Zionist West," says Ari Scheister, Marketing Director for Goy &
Goy's regional office in Germany. "Particularly so in the European Union
where prisons are bursting at the seams with professors, journalists and
academics who are all suffering the symptoms of advanced and potentially
fatal HDS and other diseases associated with human awareness and a
passion for the truth."
Europe's most prominent sufferers, Ernst Zundel, Germar Rudolf and David
Irving are said to be in a stable condition following incarceration in
high-security prison facilities for People Who Read Books (PWRBs).
"Next to People Who Have the Audacity to Actually Write Books
(PWHTATAWBs), the PWRBs are our most urgent concern," says Guenther
Gutmensch, Parliamentary Chairman of the Federal Commission for
Confiscating and Burning Books That Make People Think Something Ain't
Right (FCFCABBTMPTSAR). "They ask lots of questions and they have an
unnatural and very unhealthy obsession with finding out the truth. They
simply do not believe a word we say."
Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals were given the green light by EU health
regulators yesterday following extensive double-blind tests involving
twenty HDS sufferers. Over a seven-day period, the patients were allowed
unrestricted access to a library of detailed and scientifically
authenticated studies of the so-called Jewish Holocaust. Ten of the
patients were given a placebo, whereas each of the other ten was
administered 500 mg of Holozac twelve times a day.
"The results were astonishing," says Dr Ron Haggler, who supervised the
trial. "On the first day, both groups quickly found all three volumes of
the 1948 'Report of the International Committee of the Red Cross', and
'The Hoax of the Twentieth Century' by Arthur Butz. On the second day,
patients were still reading and discussing Germar Rudolf's 'Lectures on
the Holocaust' and Juergen Graf's seminal 'The Giant with Feet of
Clay'."
"However," continues Haggler, "by Wednesday morning the group treated
with Holozac had actually pushed aside Carlo Mattogno's 'Auschwitz:
Rumor and Reality' and Norman Finkelstein's 'The Holocaust Industry' in
favour of the semi-mythical 'Schindler's List'. At the end of the
experiment they were actually fighting over the only available copy of
Germany's favourite self-loathing, government-controlled newspaper 'Bild
Zeitung'."
There are however side effects associated with Holozac. It's active
ingredient Zionine has been shown to cause a pathological hatred of
Palestinians and Muslims in general. |
