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Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed

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To: Jane4IceCream who wrote (282719)4/2/2004 6:10:20 PM
From: maceng2   of 436258
 
Prostitute Parrots?

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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have
a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want
to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two
female parrots in with the male parrots and the female
parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been
answered!"
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