The dolt Whiner of this thread, whose last name is McCoy was sitting in a sleazy bar near his hovel with his 3 loser brothers. At least they are half brothers as they have the same mother, and unknown sires.
To make conversation, the bartender asked, "What do you guys all do for a living?".
Sludge, the eldest, replied, "I am a sock tucker. I work in a sock factory, making all the socks look nice by tucking in the ends"
Dredge, answered the question by saying, " I am a dock mucker. I work on the pier, cleaning up any messes that come from the ships".
Blah, out on work release, said, "I am a coke stacker. I work in the soda factory, making sure the cases are all stacked neatly.
Whiner, the last in most things smiled as he waved his limp wrist and said, " I am the real McCoy!!". |
