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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop

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To: Voltaire who wrote (29668)8/20/2000 1:27:05 PM
From: bonnuss_in_austin   of 35685
 
Volt! I just had an idea re ...

..."alternative irrigation methods" during watering bans.

What you could do is round up as many male beer drinkers as you can find. (Perhaps a good "source" might be some of the local university fraternity houses?)

Invite 'em all out to your house for a party. Fill 'em full of suds and ... CLOSE the bathroom.

Send 'em all out back with explicit instructions as to which plants/areas need "watering."

From a cash "flow" <g> perspective, you may find that the cost of the beer may indeed be less than the banned water itself ... in the "long" <g> run ...

As well, the "quality" of the fluid might be better than plain old water ... additional nutrients, minerals ... does malt perhaps enhance soil? We got any botanists or geologists or "dirt scientist" types on this board?

Hell ... you might even be able to line up a "sponsor." Such as Anheuser Busch. They'd jump at the opportunity if they could get any free air time out of it.

What do you think?

Call it "processed irrigation?"

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

'bonnuss karloff'
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