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>>I've been in Internet hell again today. I'm blaming Netscape, but not sure yet if that's the problem. Every time I'd sign on to SI, I could get as far as the list of posts and then when I'd click on one, my screen would freeze.<<
How about SteveG...May be its him -vbg-
Guys just having a blast...
Ray, Steve's answer to ur early reply about his mail gave me
hard chuckle. U know with some guys, u'll never win...-g-
SteveG- No offence but after this TI deal the exchanges between
u and all was little giggly..
Any way why not every body enjoy some of this ...
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Elementary Science: Definitive proof that the US system of elementary evidence education is the best in the world. The following are actual quotes from 11 year olds' science exams:
1. "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"
2. "When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
3. "To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test
tube"
4. "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"
5. "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free
state"
6. "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and
caterpillars."
7. "Blood flows down one leg and up the other."
8. "Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then
expectoration."
9. "The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."
10. "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow
instead of the bull."
11. "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and
makes them perspire."
12. "A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can
hold."
13. "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
umbrellas."
14. "The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the bominable cavity contains the bowels, of
which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."
15." The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."
16." The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."
17." The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken
out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton
is something to hitch meat to."
18. "The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends
towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature
abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
19. "A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct
it
is."
20. "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through
Africa."
21. "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
22. "Liter: A nest of young puppies."
23. "Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
24. "Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
25. "Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
26. "Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
27. "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
28. "Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
affirmative or negative."
29. "To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
30. "For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the
heart stops."
Thanks to SI:
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Shrini
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