The search for a CFO continues....
While Jumper fills in as interim CFO, the search goes on...
Hobo: Hey, mister... spare a dollar for a cup of coffee?
Larry M.: What do you want coffee for? Don't you know that the world's gonna end in the Year2000. Why don't you buy an Ardes2K CD-ROM and you can save yourself?
Hobo: I would if I had any money.
Larry M.: Why don't you give some blood or something?
Hobo: I've already done that twice today... Please, I'm very hungry, too.
Larry M.: Do you still have both your kidneys? With the money from one of those, you could probably get one. You better hurry, too. We've almost sold out. Soon you'll only be able to purchase Ardes2K in Botswana...
Hobo: But I don't have a computer...
Larry M.: What does that have to do with anything?
Hobo: Don't you need a computer to use a CD-ROM?
Larry M.: To tell you the truth, I don't really understand the product, but I know it's your only hope.
Hobo: Please, sir, all I need is a dollar... I'm desparate!
Larry M.: Desparate, huh? Listen, buddy, I might just be able to get you that dollar yet. Do you know how to sign your name on the dotted line?
Hobo: Sure, it's just like at the welfare office, right?
Larry M.: Yeah, just like that. Only this is more of a financial document. Why don't you get in the car and come with me. Try not to touch anything, I just had it detailed.
Hobo: Okay.
Larry M.: So, tell me more about this CD-ROM stuff. Does it use electricity?
DISCLAIMER: The above story is absolutely true. It is hard, cold fact. I have many pictures and documents to back it up. I never lie. |
