RE: Red Dot, by Anniebonny
Anniebonny, a swashbuckling pirate-et, wearing her tricorn
black hat topped by a squawking blue feathered parrot, atop
dreadlocked long black hair surrounding her black eye patch,
wearing her big cuffed longcoat, which does not conceal her
black wrought iron hand hook, her longcoat hanging loosely
over her basic black orange stripped petticoat breeches which
reach knee length and helped support not by suspenders rather
stuffed with flintlock pistols and large knives, and a foot
wearing a turnbuckle shoe, sans sock, with her other leg
sporting a well polished hardwood peg leg with a gold cap
on end, which softly clacks upon her poop deck, asks,
"Darn, where is my sword I usually strap on?"
She paces her poop deck, clop CLACK clop CLACK, then asks,
"...what is that RED DOT on Petar's jacket?"
Silly woman pirate, men simply do not know how to properly
fashion accessorize. Dumb man, red and black always clash.
He is probably also wearing red and black Argyle socks
covered by Fifties style Pat Boone white suede shoes.
Clearly Petar enjoys no woman to help him dress to impress.
Purl Gurl
* clearly spellcheck software here is written by a man
of poor taste in clothing; "accessorize" is highlighted
as being misspelled. |
