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To: John Carragher who wrote (30561)2/20/2004 10:05:52 AM
From: LindyBill   of 793846
 
The Perfect Commercial

Jonah Goldberg outlines the perfect GOP commercial:
Scene: Osama bin Laden, Mullah Omar, and their cronies are in their cave, eating popcorn. The cave is dimly illuminated by the light of a television set.

They're watching a clip from the Wisconsin Democratic debate.

Questioner: Senator Kerry, President Bush described himself as a war president. He said he's got war on his mind as he considers these policies and decisions he has to make. If you were elected, would you see yourself as a war president?

Kerry: "I'd see myself first of all as a jobs president, as a health care president, as an education president and also an environmental president.... So I would see myself as a very different kind of global leader than George Bush."

Cut to Osama and Mullah Omar high-fiving each other, throwing the popcorn up in the air. One henchman in the background is grinning while waving a "Kerry for President" banner.

Fade to black.

Raise text: Reelect George W. Bush. The right man at the right time.
Of course, twenty-first-century Republicans are far too wimpy to run an ad like that.
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