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Politics : Formerly About Advanced Micro Devices
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To: zonkie who wrote (310943)11/17/2006 12:21:16 PM
From: Jim McMannis  Read Replies (1) of 1577179
 
Someone else tried it.

messages.finance.yahoo.com

Following is the Planned Agenda for Republican Convention:

7:00--Pat Robertson begins with a solemn prayer, declaring that all Moslems, homosexuals, and democrats will burn in Hell.

9:30--George Washington makes a surprise appearance.
(no wait, that's Barbara Bush)

9:40--The band plays "Hail to the Thief" for President Bush
(Florida, 2000; Ohio, 2004).

9:50--Jenna & Barbara propose a toast.

10:00--Mark Foley appears with a handome new congressional page.

10:05--The Republican congressional black delagation arrives and is asked to serve drinks.

10:10--the Hispanic delagation arrives, but Senator Boehner insists on checking their green cards at the door.

10:30--Dick Cheney requests that the meeting continue in secret without any notes or reporters.

10:45--The presidential science advisor passes around pictures of aborted fetuses and declares that global warming is a myth concocted by liberal tree-hugging do-gooders.

11:00--The delagation breaks into groups to compose thank-you letters to Jack Abramov.

12:00--Donald Rumsfeld declares that victory in Iraq should occur with the next thirty or forty years.

12:30--Jenna passes out, falling face first into a plate of baked chicken and mashed potatoes.

12:40--Carl Rove suggests burning an effigy of John Murtha.

1:00--A member of the Supreme Court declares Jeb Bush to be the next US president in 2008.

2:00--Jimmy Swaggart leads the closing prayer, asking God to see that their be no new taxes.

3:00--Arnold Swartzenegger benchpresses Barbara Bush, claims to be a "uniter," and flexes his biceps.

4:00--the meeting is adjurned...
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