Please do not touch the bureaucrats
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Motley Crue, "Girls Girls Girls"
Katharine Weymouth
Hey fellas, after a hard week lobbying down on K Street, we know what you want. When the sun goes down on the capitol dome, you want to kick off those white shoes and get comfortable with the Beltway's hottest journalists and public policy analysts. And they're all waiting for you at the Washington Chrome Post.
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Katharine Weymouth
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Katharine Weymouth
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ahhh.... nachos and wings.
Katharine Weymouth
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Katharine Weymouth
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...the Washington Chrome Post.
Katharine Weymouth
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oooh...federal stimulus.
Katharine Weymouth
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so slippery when wet.
Katharine Weymouth
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... the lobbyist comes first
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